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Hi. I'm Brandon.


I live in Shithole, TX.

I have a super cute girlfriend, I listen to pop-punk, and I have really goofy hair.

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babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY
















in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa






College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381











thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR











kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker






heckacute:

Don’t grab the bull by the horns. Don’t ever touch bulls. They are filthy and covered in disease.