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Hi. I'm Brandon.


I live in Shithole, TX.

I have a super cute girlfriend, I listen to pop-punk, and I have really goofy hair.

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parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

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  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad










falloutconfessions:

“I’ve played several hundred hours of New Vegas, reached max level, and downloaded a lot of mods, but never finished the main questline. I don’t want to go…”
Fallout Confessions

falloutconfessions:

I’ve played several hundred hours of New Vegas, reached max level, and downloaded a lot of mods, but never finished the main questline. I don’t want to go…”

Fallout Confessions











baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible






goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.






kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.

kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.